Plane Jokes One Liners

Speed is life altitude is life insurance. Posted on december 28 2015 by harry.

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And get me a bloody whisky you moron.

Plane jokes one liners. Disappointed that they wouldn t let me keep the hangar. It s called the boing 747. Your audience will be rolling in the aisles.

These one liners will just trip off the tongue. As he gets to his plane seat he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him once in the air the stewardess comes round and the man asks her for a coffee. The parrot meanwhile squawks.

But i think it might go over your head. 6 i designed a crash proof airplane made out of rubber. Bought a new plane the other day.

The pilot says damn that was a short runway the co pilot says yeah but look how wide it is plane joke pilot landing strip. I have a really good airplane joke i want to share. Thank you the man said and hung up.

A man telephoned an airline office in new york and asked how long does it take to fly to boston. Think it was an aeroplane. A friend has bought an old plane taken the wings off and turned it into a restaurant.

Years ago a man needs to take a flight. Flying is not dangerous. The clerk said just a minute.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you re on fire. No one has ever collided with the sky. I don t think it will take off.

They touch down blast the thrust reversers stomp the brakes and just manage to get the plane stopped before it runs off into the grass. 7 i told the check in assistant at the airport to send my bags to new york while i flew to london.

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